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Introductory Stories

Gender Wars image

Gender Wars - The Precocious "pilot episode"
Strip #1 - "All About the Violence"
Strip #2 - "Punctuality Through Deception"
Strip #3 - "Always a Hoot at Parties"
Strip #4 - "Ice Breakers & Party Games"
Strip #5 - "Yeah, I Could Kill People"
Strip #6 - "A Fine Vocation"
Strip #7 - "I Like Where This is Going"
Strip #8 - "The, Uh, Best Ally"
Strip #9 - "IT CAN BE TWO THINGS"
Strip #10 - "Swift! Brutal! Feminine!"
Strip #11 - "They Don't Exist"
Strip #12 - "The Recruitment Drive"
Strip #13 - "Intellectual Superiority"
Strip #14 - "You'd Think She'd be Memorable..."
Strip #15 - "Darn those middle upper lower middle class people"
Strip #16 - "Screw Equality!"
Strip #17 - "The Root of All Evil"
Strip #18 - "SUPER villains go for Gusto"
Strip #19 - "Up in Diamond Bluffs"
Strip #20 - "Little Miss Popular"
Strip #21 - "JAZZHANDS!"
Strip #22 - "Fair Fights Are Overrated"
Strip #23 - "10 FEET, MAX!"
Strip #24 - "Wait, are you saying you're *not* a villain?"
Strip #25 - "This is discrimination!"
Strip #26 - "Chaos draws me near"
Strip #27 - "In my history book, the Seahawks have Super Bowl rings"
Strip #28 - "Poor timing"
Strip #29 - "No good deed goes unpunished"
Strip #30 - "Now we're getting somewhere!"
Strip #31 - "Semantics"
Strip #32 - "Location Location Location"
Strip #33 - "Meet the Et swarm"
Strip #34 - "Paperwork vs Magical Force Fields"
Strip #35 - "Girls! Girls! Girls!"
Strip #36 - "Roll call!"
Strip #37 - "Recruitment drive: Fail"
Strip #38 - "How else can one land a husband?"
Strip #39 - "Unfriendly fire"
Strip #40 - "I weep for my gender"
Strip #41 - "Red-shirted ensign, report to the away team"
Strip #42 - "Snakeoil for sale"
Strip #43 - "Whatevs. It's cool."
Strip #44 - "See?"
Strip #45 - "Water water everywhere..."
Strip #46 - "...and not a drop to drink"
Strip #47 - "A pawn by any other name..."
Strip #48 - "The most dangerous game"
Strip #49 - "Fearsomely cute"
Strip #50 - "We all remember the first strip, right?"
Strip #51 - "Chess: Not just an analogy for war"
Strip #52 - "Collateral damage"
Strip #53 - "Sore loser"
Strip #54 - "Oh..."
Strip #55 - "The final showdown"
Strip #56 - "Well, that was unexpected"
Strip #57 - "Victory!"
Strip #58 - "Everybody dance now!"
Strip #59 - "The side that wins"
Strip #60 - "Violence unmatched"
Strip #61 - "No hard feelings"
Strip #62 - "THE Supervillain"

My Father;s Son image

My Father's Son - An introduction to the Precocious parents
Strip #63 - "How do you pay a saint?"
Strip #64 - "It must be the freckles"
Strip #65 - "Sky Et: Master Strategist"
Strip #66 - "In lieu of a punchline, please accept cookie Pacman"
Strip #67 - "I had a knife in my hand and I had to do something!"
Strip #68 - "What an independence day that was!"
Strip #69 - "At least he put down the knife before saying that"
Strip #70 - "The delusions of a sad, abandoned child"
Strip #71 - "This watch I have is useless!"
Strip #72 - "..although I haven't checked in a while."
Strip #73 - "Fe fi fo fum, I smell - ooh, paninis!"
Strip #74 - "Eggplant is still a crime"
Strip #75 - "I don't know where, or if, he sleeps"
Strip #76 - "Nicknames"
Strip #77 - "Those bridges, and that house, are burned"
Strip #78 - "Concerned Autumn is adorable!"
Strip #79 - "The rarely-seen Jacob slam"
Strip #80 - "Go fish"
Strip #81 - "Too much sharing"
Strip #82 - "Mommy Relaxation Time™"
Strip #83 - "Sydney Oven: Awesome Mother"
Strip #84 - "This was supposed to be about ME!"
Strip #85 - "Usually it takes a court order"
Strip #86 - "A wide selection of wine"
Strip #87 - "They're joking. Don't call Social Services."
Strip #88 - "Enough praising our strange children!"
Strip #89 - "Lame names"
Strip #90 - "Disease-ridden children"
Strip #91 - "Luck: Far more important than ambition"
Strip #92 - "Jacob's parents: Patently ridiculous"
Strip #93 - "In order to love others, you must first love yourself"
Strip #94 - "Most happy marriages start this way"
Strip #95 - "Finally, this strip gets some nudity!"
Strip #96 - "Sincerity in the age of sarcasm"
Strip #97 - "Calamity has overruled eavesdropping"
Strip #98 - "Preserved dignity"
Strip #99 - "Meet the kids of Precocious"

2009 - It has begun!

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Suzette hates you all image

Strip #100 - "We all need hobbies"
Strip #101 - "A larger vocabulary"
Strip #102 - "Total class warfare"
Strip #103 - "Annoying things"
Strip #104 - "Even I think this one's too dark"
Strip #105 - "Step away from the new girl!"
Strip #106 - "They remember your name, so that's progress..."
Strip #107 - "Assigned Seats"
Strip #108 - "Chiller Font"
Strip #109 - "Dancing around that issue"
Strip #110 - "My first chance to traumatize you"
Strip #111 - "When your life is on the line..."
Strip #112 - "Insomniac logic is a special kind of logic"
Strip #113 - "Not to be confused with the super villain onion"
Strip #114 - "EVIL!"
Strip #115 - "It's a branding issue"
Strip #116 - "Is anyone really surprised to find out Dionne has a throne of bone?"
Strip #117 - "Exceedingly cute!"
Strip #118 - "They did it again!"
Strip #119 - "Trouble brewing..."
Strip #120 - "Awesome Party!"
Strip #121 - "That danged magician"
Strip #122 - "A good parent can read the subtle signs"
Strip #123 - "We'd even skip your party, and we're your parents"
Strip #124 - "Even the bright side is dim"
Strip #125 - "The old lady!"
Strip #126 - "Do not taunt Super Happy Fun Autumn"
Strip #127 - "Max's birthday party: a comic featuring comics!"
Strip #128 - "This party is a blast!"
Strip #129 - "Weaponized confetti: Unfortunate consequence; bad name for a band."
Strip #130 - "An actual pity party"
Strip #131 - "Chaos and creativity"
Strip #132 - "Space Invader"
Strip #133 - "The second wave of the invasion"
Strip #134 - "They just keep coming!"
Strip #135 - "Please disturb this clubhouse!"
Strip #136 - "I'm not implying anything, but I suggest googling 'The Great Dalmuti'"
Strip #137 - "That's my true love you're insulting!"
Strip #138 - "You don't like chocolate!?"
Strip #139 - "Tolerance for others"
Strip #140 - "I'm with Bud on this one"
Strip #141 - "Another dessert disaster impending?"
Strip #142 - "Genius Cooking: It's ALWAYS Brain Food if You Make it!"
Strip #143 - "Rule #4"
Strip #144 - "This is pretty much the Et house, all the time"
Strip #145 - "It's a real bummer if you're HIV-"
Strip #146 - "The missing Ovens"
Strip #147 - "Bills... bills... bil-- WHAT!?"
Strip #148 - "It's true, kids! Your teachers and parents ARE plotting against you!"
Strip #149 - "Who the heck are they!?!"
Strip #150 - "Who the heck are you!?!"
Strip #151 - "You heard the stranger!"
Strip #152 - "Quietly judging you"
Strip #153 - "Kaitlyn's mommy walks into a buzzsaw"
Strip #154 - "WHY WON'T YOU SHUT UP!?"
Strip #155 - "Much more fun than the real world"
Strip #156 - "What was that about insane theatrics?"
Strip #157 - "THE BAKE SALE IS SCIENCE!"
Strip #158 - "It finally sinks in"
Strip #159 - "a fail so epic it might be win"
Strip #160 - "I'm in ur base, takin back my desserts"
Strip #161 - "I didn't think she was *capable* of anger."
Strip #162 - "The infinite canvas project"
Strip #163 - "Dr. Oven is not a kind instructor"
Strip #164 - "Who says puns are the lowest form of humor?"
Strip #165 - "What are they trying to make?"
Strip #166 - "Another villain enters the scene"
Strip #167 - "Holy cognitive dissonance!"
Strip #168 - "The rambling apologist"
Strip #169 - "SUBTLE POLITICAL COMMENTARY"
Strip #170 - "The only advantage the parents have"
Strip #171 - "There sits a broken woman"
Strip #172 - "Questionable branding"
Strip #173 - "A proud parent"
Strip #174 - "Back to obscurity"
Strip #175 - "A and B students"
Strip #176 - "Sir, I exist!"
Strip #177 - "Diamond Bluffs vs Sapphire Lake: A Socioeconimic Game"
Strip #178 - "A delicate touch"
Strip #179 - "The path of no return"
Strip #180 - "This is not dodgeball"
Strip #181 - "Two minutes in the penalty box for that one"
Strip #182 - "Why does this keep happening to us?"
Strip #183 - "The conscientious enabler"
Strip #184 - "Jacob's life story in four panels"
Strip #185 - "That's the message behind all art, really"
Strip #186 - "The age-old practice of 'Bambi Eyes'"
Strip #187 - "On to plan B?"
Strip #188 - "FAMILIES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!"
Strip #189 - "Eternal boredom = Eternal life?"
Strip #190 - "Little Miss Something"
Strip #191 - "This is my favorite song"
Strip #192 - "A number one hit!"
Strip #193 - "Love is a building. Which is on fire."
Strip #194 - "This is what you get when you mess with us"
Strip #195 - "Win truth: Bud did."
Strip #196 - "Dan Rather is not amused"
Strip #197 - "The Magical Mystery Tour"
Strip #198 - "Milestones"
Strip #199 - "This is why I stay away!"
Strip #200 - "Paddle-Battleboats? Padtleboats? Batdleboats? Feh."
Strip #201 - "It's coming..."
Strip #202 - "She really *is* a monster!"
Strip #203 - "A leader in adorable crime!"
Strip #204 - "Ahh, Spring!"
Strip #205 - "New girl here!"
Strip #206 - "Laziness isn't your way"
Strip #207 - "The other kids' summer projects"
Strip #208 - "A black thumb?"
Strip #209 - "Submit to your teacher"
Strip #210 - "NNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDSSSSSS!!!"
Strip #211 - "13 Smiling Faces, Part 1"
Strip #212 - "Many many mental problems"
Strip #213 - "The original Dr. Oven"
Strip #214 - "More vital information left out"
Strip #215 - "You're the what now?"
Strip #216 - "Certifiable"
Strip #217 - "The boy ain't right"
Strip #218 - "13 Smiling Faces, Part 2"
Strip #219 - "Don't cry over busywork"
Strip #220 - "Ms. Monster's master plan"
Strip #221 - "The solution"
Strip #222 - "You. Me. Talk."
Strip #223 - "The house always wins"
Strip #224 - "LIBRARY SCIENCE!!"
Strip #225 - "A class of predators"
Strip #226 - "Old joke, but a good one"
Strip #227 - "Hard-headed"
Strip #228 - "Not the helping kind"
Strip #229 - "She's getting predictable"
Strip #230 - "In case of casualties"
Strip #231 - "Here comes more trouble"
Strip #232 - "Such a hard worker"
Strip #233 - "We've been invaded!"
Strip #234 - "Normals are so weird"
Strip #235 - "Disorganize some sports!"
Strip #236 - "Hu's on first"
Strip #237 - "Spite and malice"
Strip #238 - "I love baseball"
Strip #239 - "The best time for wars"
Strip #240 - "Second base is second fiddle"
Strip #241 - "A built-in support"
Strip #242 - "Adorable, fluffy and utilitarian"
Strip #243 - "Pitching tryouts"
Strip #244 - "My way's more fun!"
Strip #245 - "Center field"
Strip #246 - "A new hobby!"
Strip #247 - "Hey, batter batter!"
Strip #248 - "Mercy rule"
Strip #249 - "A bunt situation"
Strip #250 - "Significantly less fun"
Strip #251 - "Never taunt the catcher"
Strip #252 - "Victory in defeat"
Strip #253 - "Nothing about this world makes sense"
Strip #254 - "The Ivory Tower"
Strip #255 - "Mr. Scrabble Name"
Strip #256 - "The dark elf"
Strip #257 - "What's a larp?"
Strip #258 - "*larp*"
Strip #259 - "My wand of awesome power"
Strip #260 - "The Free Time Fairy"
Strip #261 - "Benched"
Strip #262 - "Last Orc Standing"
Strip #263 - "Player Killing"
Strip #264 - "What's the harm?"
Strip #265 - "Wen? Right now!"
Strip #266 - "Bench buddies"
Strip #267 - "The Motivation Fairy"
Strip #268 - "WOMEN ARE TALKING"
Strip #269 - "I'm the pitcher!"
Strip #270 - "The bench is cold and lonely"
Strip #271 - "Play with the big kids"
Strip #272 - "Did we forget something?"
Strip #273 - "Poor sportsmanship"
Strip #274 - "The Productivity Bug"
Strip #275 - "Evil! Evil! Evil!"
Strip #276 - "Caught again"
Strip #277 - "Inferior opponents"
Strip #278 - "Important life lessons"
Strip #279 - "It's all about presentation"
Strip #280 - "Absent minions"
Strip #281 - "A good day"
Strip #282 - "Recruit the messenger"
Strip #283 - "Somebody's plaything"
Strip #284 - "Snacks for revenge"
Strip #285 - "One villain defeated"
Strip #286 - "The mood for revenge"
Strip #287 - "Chaos ensues"
Strip #288 - "A spectacular failure"
Strip #289 - "Target Man"
Strip #290 - "AUGH"
Strip #291 - "Weaknesses"
Strip #292 - "A fair fight?"
Strip #293 - "An adorable concussion"
Strip #294 - "I've learned a lot"
Strip #295 - "The latest invention"
Strip #296 - "Baking takes time"
Strip #297 - "It's a trap!"
Strip #298 - "Hangin' around"
Strip #299 - "Muffins of doom"
Strip #300 - "Lies and slander!"
Strip #301 - "Never forget Mylytant Femynyst"
Strip #302 - "Back to schoooooool"
Strip #303 - "A warm welcome back"
Strip #304 - "What is it I do?"
Strip #305 - "Moms with free time"
Strip #306 - "Aimless Ivy"
Strip #307 - "The naughty librarian"
Strip #308 - "No interest in working"
Strip #309 - "I demand attention!"
Strip #310 - "Kid juggling"
Strip #311 - "Parenting is easy!"
Strip #312 - "Sisterly love"
Strip #313 - "Alone time"
Strip #314 - "Gene's hard day"
Strip #315 - "It's so... quiet"
Strip #316 - "Tis the season"
Strip #317 - "Peanut butter delights"
Strip #318 - "A life in danger"
Strip #319 - "Thirteen hungry children"
Strip #320 - "Disposing of the cookies"
Strip #321 - "Another school policy"
Strip #322 - "Aww, nuts!"
Strip #323 - "UNION"
Strip #324 - "UNION UNION"
Strip #325 - "UNION UNION UNION"
Strip #326 - "Phase one"
Strip #327 - "Phase two"
Strip #328 - "A sympathetic ear"
Strip #329 - "Intimidation"
Strip #330 - "Solidarity!"
Strip #331 - "The school is ours"
Strip #332 - "The revolution will be telephoned"
Strip #333 - "The things I've seen"
Strip #334 - "Someone left her purse behind"
Strip #335 - "Traitor!"
Strip #336 - "The school caves"
Strip #337 - "Consequences"
Strip #338 - "Who has the power now?"
Strip #339 - "Ms. Monster's revenge"
Strip #340 - "Multiple choice"
Strip #341 - "Efficient punishment"
Strip #342 - "Clever boy"
Strip #343 - "A hard-earned victory"
Strip #344 - "The candidate"
Strip #345 - "Those weirdos"
Strip #346 - "President Vincent?"
Strip #347 - "The *other* classmates"
Strip #348 - "The stealth candidate"
Strip #349 - "Change of plans"
Strip #350 - "The riff raff"
Strip #351 - "A majority vote"
Strip #352 - "Those funny feelings"
Strip #353 - "The perfect candidate"
Strip #354 - "Elementary school politics"
Strip #355 - "Break a few bones"
Strip #356 - "This'll be fun"
Strip #357 - "Scandal!"
Strip #358 - "Autumn's downfall"
Strip #359 - "The destructive force"
Strip #360 - "A fair fight?"
Strip #361 - "Mr. Reliable"
Strip #362 - "The campaign goes negative"
Strip #363 - "The center of attention"
Strip #364 - "Opening statements"
Strip #365 - "Majority Rule"
Strip #366 - "Peddling Corruption"
Strip #367 - "Cartoonishly Evil"
Strip #368 - "The Swing Vote"
Strip #369 - "Campaign Posters"
Strip #370 - "Election Day"
Strip #371 - "Right is Wrong"
Strip #372 - "Let them eat cake!"
Strip #373 - "Uncle Mike"
Strip #374 - "Relive those memories"
Strip #375 - "The Missing Link"
Strip #376 - "Cheating the System"
Strip #377 - "Birthday Gift"
Strip #378 - "Quite an upgrade"
Strip #379 - "The forgotten Et daughter"
Strip #380 - "On the internet!"
Strip #381 - "Online crazies"
Strip #382 - "Butterblog"
Strip #383 - "Blogging dreams"
Strip #384 - "Telling secrets"
Strip #385 - "Grounded"
Strip #386 - "The bombs are coming"
Strip #387 - "It's warping you"
Strip #388 - "Emoticon"
Strip #389 - "A filthy habit"
Strip #390 - "Fear the cure"
Strip #391 - "Life experience"
Strip #392 - "A broken girl"
Strip #393 - "Internet addiction"
Strip #394 - "The blogosphere"
Strip #395 - "A proud blogger"
Strip #396 - "The worst librarian ever"
Strip #397 - "Asterisk"
Strip #398 - "Commiepingo"
Strip #399 - "Everyone's grounded"
Strip #400 - "400!"
Strip #401 - "Serious business"
Strip #402 - "Home sweet home"
Strip #403 - "Fine dining"
Strip #404 - "This house is a mess"
Strip #405 - "Casey's room"
Strip #406 - "Abnormal Ovens"
Strip #407 - "An Oven Convergence"
Strip #408 - "Staredown"
Strip #409 - "Addition or replacement?"
Strip #410 - "Schoolgirl innocence"
Strip #411 - "The Goddess of Engineering"
Strip #412 - "Grades"
Strip #413 - "Held back"
Strip #414 - "Educational arguing"
Strip #415 - "The Doomgineer"
Strip #416 - "Powers of distraction"
Strip #417 - "Stealing lines"
Strip #418 - "They started it"

2010 - The beatings go on!

Strip #419 - "A new year"
Strip #420 - "Old habits are hard to break"
Strip #421 - "Crazy house"
Strip #422 - "Stir crazy"
Strip #423 - "Snowed in"
Strip #424 - "It's blizzarding!"
Strip #425 - "Blogging is important"
Strip #426 - "A loving family"
Strip #427 - "Let it snow!"
Strip #428 - "Fun with snow drifts"
Strip #429 - "Secret spice"
Strip #430 - "Take out the trash"
Strip #431 - "Engineer's sense"
Strip #432 - "Chef's sense"
Strip #433 - "Oven-grade quality"
Strip #434 - "Easy target"
Strip #435 - "An Oven alliance"
Strip #436 - "Shoveling!"
Strip #437 - "Blanket of snow"
Strip #438 - "Slave labor"
Strip #439 - "Daddy's job"
Strip #440 - "What a let down"
Strip #441 - "The end of shenanigans"
Strip #442 - "One last thing"
Strip #443 - "Two-hour delay"
Strip #444 - "Big plans"
Strip #445 - "She's a witch!"
Strip #446 - "Eradicate their rights"
Strip #447 - "Group projects"
Strip #448 - "United in thought"
Strip #449 - "Lazy teaching"
Strip #450 - "Cute and scared"
Strip #451 - "Group A"
Strip #452 - "Group B"
Strip #453 - "Group C"
Strip #454 - "Group D"
Strip #455 - "Different groups"
Strip #456 - "Roddy!"
Strip #457 - "Be professional"
Strip #458 - "Making progress"
Strip #459 - "Poor Kaitlyn"
Strip #460 - "Invisible obstacle"
Strip #461 - "Group Bonding"
Strip #462 - "Buzzing around"
Strip #463 - "Valentines Day"
Strip #464 - "There she goes again"
Strip #465 - "Team?"
Strip #466 - "Prior conflicts"
Strip #467 - "Our lesser-known classmates"
Strip #468 - "The leader"
Strip #469 - "Xander speaks up"
Strip #470 - "Xander Upton, everybody!"
Strip #471 - "Simmering"
Strip #472 - "She's gonna blow!"
Strip #473 - "A wasted rant"
Strip #474 - "Move on"
Strip #475 - "Meek and pliable"
Strip #476 - "Suzette's house"
Strip #477 - "Your queen"
Strip #478 - "The royal We"
Strip #479 - "We are not amused"
Strip #480 - "A matriarchy"
Strip #481 - "Power corrupts"
Strip #482 - "Not the queen"
Strip #483 - "Not amused"
Strip #484 - "Good for all"
Strip #485 - "Progress report: Group A"
Strip #486 - "Progress report: Group B"
Strip #487 - "Progress report: Group C"
Strip #488 - "Progress report: Group D"
Strip #489 - "Progress report: Ms. Monster"
Strip #490 - "Progress report: Xander"
Strip #491 - "Dionne's house"
Strip #492 - "The chills"
Strip #493 - "Roddy arrives"
Strip #494 - "Blank slate"
Strip #495 - "Together!"
Strip #496 - "Taking turns"
Strip #497 - "Progress"
Strip #498 - "Free-for-all"
Strip #499 - "The next step"
Strip #500 - "Super-effective"
Strip #501 - "Speaking their language"
Strip #502 - "A quest for knowledge"
Strip #503 - "The Arbiter of Information"
Strip #504 - "Level up!"
Strip #505 - "It's magic!"
Strip #506 - "Preferential treatment"
Strip #507 - "The Sapphire complex"
Strip #508 - "The breakthrough"
Strip #509 - "Welcome to the program"
Strip #510 - "She talked to me!"
Strip #511 - "Lance"
Strip #512 - "Red leader"
Strip #513 - "Acknowledging their existence"
Strip #514 - "Something's missing"
Strip #515 - "Into the wrong hands"
Strip #516 - "It's hers"
Strip #517 - "Vance"
Strip #518 - "The knowledge hunter"
Strip #519 - "To read or not to read"
Strip #520 - "Ambush coming"
Strip #521 - "The guilty spy"
Strip #522 - "Doomed"
Strip #523 - "This is a trap!"
Strip #524 - "Paranoia, it's what's for breakfast!"
Strip #525 - "My group is crazy!"
Strip #526 - "Vincent"
Strip #527 - "In the happy place"
Strip #528 - "Happy now"
Strip #529 - "Spare me your lies"
Strip #530 - "Demented, broken and determined"
Strip #531 - "Weird groups"
Strip #532 - "Suzette's part"
Strip #533 - "Management"
Strip #534 - "Her royal mess"
Strip #535 - "Costumes"
Strip #536 - "Big mean scary monster"
Strip #537 - "Everyone gets a costume day!"
Strip #538 - "Play along"
Strip #539 - "As long as the work gets done"
Strip #540 - "Keep walking"
Strip #541 - "The worst group"
Strip #542 - "Not getting along"
Strip #543 - "Failure again"
Strip #544 - "Pudding therapy"
Strip #545 - "You know my name"
Strip #546 - "Hired guns"
Strip #547 - "Everyone's to blame"
Strip #548 - "The centers"
Strip #549 - "Profiles"
Strip #550 - "The obsessives"
Strip #551 - "Complements"
Strip #552 - "Two sides of the same coin"
Strip #553 - "Both sides together"
Strip #554 - "Break week 1"
Strip #555 - "Break week 2"
Strip #556 - "Break week 3"
Strip #557 - "Break week 4"
Strip #558 - "Break week 5"
Strip #559 - "Break week 6"
Strip #560 - "Break week 7"
Strip #561 - "Culinary Genius"
Strip #562 - "Eating Science"
Strip #563 - "Metabolism"
Strip #564 - "Digging a hole"
Strip #565 - "Exterminators"
Strip #566 - "Terror therapy"
Strip #567 - "On the water"
Strip #568 - "No safe answer"
Strip #569 - "Savor the possibilities"
Strip #570 - "The wake-up bomb"
Strip #571 - "Gin"
Strip #572 - "Soda jerks"
Strip #573 - "Makeover time!"
Strip #574 - "A progressive age"
Strip #575 - "Making a statement"
Strip #576 - "Active children"
Strip #577 - "The suburban jungle"
Strip #578 - "Bud's lawn"
Strip #579 - "Another angry mob"
Strip #580 - "Flying a kite"
Strip #581 - "Practice makes perfect!"
Strip #582 - "Genius fail"
Strip #583 - "Rule #1"
Strip #584 - "Darts"
Strip #585 - "Connect the dots"
Strip #586 - "Smoke"
Strip #587 - "The last day of school"
Strip #588 - "What's important to Ivy"
Strip #589 - "What's important to Soren"
Strip #590 - "End of School Dance"
Strip #591 - "Ice cream!"
Strip #592 - "Valuable time"
Strip #593 - "Autumn, we're bored!"
Strip #594 - "Tiff, we're bored!"
Strip #595 - "It's summer"
Strip #596 - "An impressive show"
Strip #597 - "Celebrating our independence"
Strip #598 - "The three 'F's"
Strip #599 - "What's so special about tomorrow?"
Strip #600 - "Dance this mess around!"
Strip #601 - "Minimalist art"
Strip #602 - "It is too hot!"
Strip #603 - "Water balloon attack!"
Strip #604 - "Fry an egg"
Strip #605 - "Can't even move"
Strip #606 - "There's a bug on my nose"
Strip #607 - "Genius at work"
Strip #608 - "Zzzzz"
Strip #609 - "A delicious death"
Strip #610 - "Uh oh week 1"
Strip #611 - "Uh oh week 2"
Strip #612 - "Uh oh week 3"
Strip #613 - "Uh oh week 4"
Strip #614 - "Uh oh week 5"
Strip #615 - "Uh oh week 6"
Strip #616 - "Uh oh week 7"
Strip #617 - "Uh oh week 8"
Strip #618 - "Party Planning"
Strip #619 - "Mental error"
Strip #620 - "Unexpected guests"
Strip #621 - "They're inside the house!"
Strip #622 - "Party crashers"
Strip #623 - "Karma"
Strip #624 - "Your what?"
Strip #625 - "Not party crashers"
Strip #626 - "Kaitlyn's rules"
Strip #627 - "The gang's all here"
Strip #628 - "Wen's retreat"
Strip #629 - "Who is Hu?"
Strip #630 - "Keep 'em!"
Strip #631 - "Hello strange kids"
Strip #632 - "A store-bought cake"
Strip #633 - "Nemesis!"
Strip #634 - "A failed rivalry"
Strip #635 - "Cookies!"
Strip #636 - "MY kitchen"
Strip #637 - "Unearthly delights"
Strip #638 - "Kaitlyn in charge"
Strip #639 - "A failed architect"
Strip #640 - "Non-player characters"
Strip #641 - "What are you doing here?"
Strip #642 - "Behaving"
Strip #643 - "The next arrival"
Strip #644 - "Is this a concussion?"
Strip #645 - "Tap tap tap"
Strip #646 - "Broken"
Strip #647 - "Why Roddy?"
Strip #648 - "Losing the crowd"
Strip #649 - "Something epic"
Strip #650 - "Throw out the rules"
Strip #651 - "The same"
Strip #652 - "The Genius Challenge"
Strip #653 - "Splitting into teams"
Strip #654 - "Suicide Kings"
Strip #655 - "The aftermath"
Strip #656 - "Relax?"
Strip #657 - "Someone's at the door"
Strip #658 - "The panic sets in"
Strip #659 - "Pizza!"
Strip #660 - "The creature that ate everything"
Strip #661 - "Dessert options"
Strip #662 - "It's her party and she'll eat what she wants to"
Strip #663 - "Serenity upside the head"
Strip #664 - "Cupcakes of Bliss"
Strip #665 - "Yay birthday"
Strip #666 - "No gifts to give"
Strip #667 - "Just desserts"
Strip #668 - "Vincent's gift"
Strip #669 - "Quincy's gift"
Strip #670 - "Roddy's gift"
Strip #671 - "Yvette's gift"
Strip #672 - "The On Cue Ball"
Strip #673 - "$9.99"
Strip #674 - "Button Masher"
Strip #675 - "The Icebreaker button"
Strip #676 - "Guidance by ball"
Strip #677 - "Ignoring the party"
Strip #678 - "The ball can only do so much"
Strip #679 - "Someone's jealous"
Strip #680 - "Guest strip by Matthew Dawson"
Strip #681 - "Guest strip by Brookes Eggleston"
Strip #682 - "Guest strip by Irene Pitcairn"
Strip #683 - "Guest strip by Robert McConnell"
Strip #684 - "Guest strip by Carl Sjostrand"
Strip #685 - "Guest strip by Terrence and Isabel Marks"
Strip #686 - "Guest strip by John Peters"
Strip #687 - "Guest strip by our Russian translator, Roman Utkin"
Strip #688 - "Meanwhile..."
Strip #689 - "Victim needed"
Strip #690 - "Max calling"
Strip #691 - "Not good for a victim?"

2011 - Crime and Punishment

Strip #692 - "Passport please!"
Strip #693 - "What they did"
Strip #694 - "It must be really bad!"
Strip #695 - "More sage advice"
Strip #696 - "Not appropriate for kids"
Strip #697 - "For novelty purposes only"
Strip #698 - "The powers of distraction"
Strip #699 - "Hide the ball?"
Strip #700 - "Hammered"
Strip #701 - "Party's over"
Strip #702 - "Plans can change"
Strip #703 - "Roddy's departure"
Strip #704 - "It's been fun"
Strip #705 - "Is something wrong?"
Strip #706 - "Silhouetted"
Strip #707 - "Life returns to normal"
Strip #708 - "Welcome back!"
Strip #709 - "Punishment"
Strip #710 - "Chained"
Strip #711 - "The box"
Strip #712 - "Bud's punishment"
Strip #713 - "The baker's assistant"
Strip #714 - "Today's punishment"
Strip #715 - "Making the mess"
Strip #716 - "House arrest"
Strip #717 - "I yearn to be free"
Strip #718 - "Kinda like being grounded"
Strip #719 - "I am so bored."
Strip #720 - "Enjoy the silence?"
Strip #721 - "Free time!"
Strip #722 - "A guilty pleasure"
Strip #723 - "Curse you, reality!"
Strip #724 - "This disrupts everything!"
Strip #725 - "This better be good"
Strip #726 - "KER-PUNCH!"
Strip #727 - "A promise is a promise"
Strip #728 - "Playing the odds"
Strip #729 - "Kid Shield"
Strip #730 - "Airplane rides!"
Strip #731 - "Explain yourself"
Strip #732 - "few responsibilities"
Strip #733 - "'Real' grown-ups"
Strip #734 - "The Bachelor"
Strip #735 - "The Bachelor Life 1"
Strip #736 - "The Bachelor Life 2"
Strip #737 - "The Bachelor Life 3"
Strip #738 - "The Bachelor Life 4"
Strip #739 - "The Bachelor Life 5"
Strip #740 - "A personal relationship?"
Strip #741 - "There are always more stories"
Strip #742 - "No time for stories"
Strip #743 - "Mike the babysitter"
Strip #744 - "Et men"
Strip #745 - "Temporary insanity"
Strip #746 - "I'm sure nothing bad is happening"
Strip #747 - "He can handle anything"
Strip #748 - "A poor choice of words"
Strip #749 - "The terrible 2s"
Strip #750 - "The twin issue"
Strip #751 - "The twins' names"
Strip #752 - "Admirable artists"
Strip #753 - "One way to keep them in line"
Strip #754 - "No more free time for you"
Strip #755 - "Ok, some free time after all"
Strip #756 - "Warm greetings"
Strip #757 - "Delayed by detention?"
Strip #758 - "Mischievousness purged?"
Strip #759 - "Gain control"
Strip #760 - "Constant vigilance"
Strip #761 - "The world is safe again"
Strip #762 - "Acting nice"
Strip #763 - "How sweet!"
Strip #764 - "Joseph in control"
Strip #765 - "A special dinner"
Strip #766 - "A responsible adult"
Strip #767 - "Poorly-timed"
Strip #768 - "What's for dessert?"
Strip #769 - "Dreaming of the city"
Strip #770 - "Ready to go"
Strip #771 - "So many heartbroken children"
Strip #772 - "No time for optimism"
Strip #773 - "A day without children?"
Strip #774 - "The uninvited"
Strip #775 - "Fix this!"
Strip #776 - "The things they'll learn"
Strip #777 - "No love"
Strip #778 - "Drive us to the city!"
Strip #779 - "The information gap"
Strip #780 - "The Museum of All Knowledge Ever"
Strip #781 - "Vocabulary"
Strip #782 - "Art versus Science"
Strip #783 - "The Metro"
Strip #784 - "Bag check"
Strip #785 - "The art of the wall doodle"
Strip #786 - "Agents of Hell"
Strip #787 - "Mobiles"
Strip #788 - "Enough sense?"
Strip #789 - "Far more exciting"
Strip #790 - "A hands-on exhibit"
Strip #791 - "Butterfly Pavilion"
Strip #792 - "Envy"
Strip #793 - "Staff Only"
Strip #794 - "In the exhibit"
Strip #795 - "Banned"
Strip #796 - "Burned some bridges"
Strip #797 - "You three look trustworthy!"
Strip #798 - "Keep running!"
Strip #799 - "Are they back yet?"
Strip #800 - "We've been waiting"
Strip #801 - "Mauled by children"
Strip #802 - "Mauled by children some more"
Strip #803 - "Crimes were committed"
Strip #804 - "An action-packed school year"
Strip #805 - "Survived exams"
Strip #806 - "Ice cream social"
Strip #807 - "Completely uncivilized"
Strip #808 - "You'll never be free"
Strip #809 - "Part of that group?"
Strip #810 - "A sleeping Monster"
Strip #811 - "The fuse"
Strip #812 - "So it's finally come to this"
Strip #813 - "Incentives"
Strip #814 - "The secret is out!"
Strip #815 - "Moral support"
Strip #816 - "Your valiant cartoonist"
Strip #817 - "Back to those wacky adventures!"
Strip #818 - "The protest begins"
Strip #819 - "Someone had to take a stand"
Strip #820 - "A convincing argument"
Strip #821 - "The counter-protest begins"
Strip #822 - "A global phenomenon"
Strip #823 - "So much mail"
Strip #824 - "Merchandising"
Strip #825 - "The Star"
Strip #826 - "Yes"
Strip #827 - "A job!"
Strip #828 - "The internet dream"
Strip #829 - "Eep."
Strip #830 - "A marriage destroyed."
Strip #831 - "Really."
Strip #832 - "Rooting for you"
Strip #833 - "Max's fan base"
Strip #834 - "Polite and respectful"
Strip #835 - "Plans Change"
Strip #836 - "The finalists"
Strip #837 - "The tennis champions"
Strip #838 - "A win is a win"
Strip #839 - "BONUS COMICS DAY!"
Strip #840 - "Bonus music comic 1"
Strip #841 - "Bonus music comic 2"
Strip #842 - "Bonus music comic 3"
Strip #843 - "Bonus music comic 4"
Strip #844 - "Bonus music comic 5"
Strip #845 - "Bonus music comic 6"
Strip #846 - "Bonus music comic 7"
Strip #847 - "Bonus music comic 8"
Strip #848 - "Bonus music comic 9"
Strip #849 - "Bonus music comic 10"
Strip #850 - "Bonus music comic 11"
Strip #851 - "Bonus music comic 12"
Strip #852 - "Bonus music comic 13"
Strip #853 - "Bonus music comic 14"
Strip #854 - "Bonus music comic 15"
Strip #855 - "TV Research"
Strip #856 - "What's on TV?"
Strip #857 - "Dionne's commercial"
Strip #858 - "The Sweetness is from the Love"
Strip #859 - "Stalkers"
Strip #860 - "The effectiveness of ads"
Strip #861 - "Lame, but profitable"
Strip #862 - "A friendly call"
Strip #863 - "We're actors now!"
Strip #864 - "Always a businesswoman"
Strip #865 - "Sydney the showbiz mom"
Strip #866 - "Craft service"
Strip #867 - "Acting experience"
Strip #868 - "Little actors"
Strip #869 - "The Death Palace"
Strip #870 - "The Gingerbread House"
Strip #871 - "Script inconsistencies"
Strip #872 - "Not the message"
Strip #873 - "A good kind of vomit?"
Strip #874 - "Stick to the script"
Strip #875 - "The Greatest of All Bakers"
Strip #876 - "ACTING!"
Strip #877 - "Rule #2"
Strip #878 - "Rule #8"
Strip #879 - "Rule #19"
Strip #880 - "Rule #16"
Strip #881 - "Rule #7"
Strip #882 - "Rule #25"
Strip #883 - "Sold"
Strip #884 - "Summer camp?"
Strip #885 - "Enjoying too much freedom"
Strip #886 - "The power of friendship"
Strip #887 - "The brochure"
Strip #888 - "Anything"
Strip #889 - "One signed contract"
Strip #890 - "Request Week #1: Jacob winning"
Strip #891 - "Request Week #2: Yvette riding Fluttershy"
Strip #892 - "Request Week #3: Precocious greeting cards"
Strip #893 - "Request Week #4: The kids as teenagers"
Strip #894 - "Request Week #5: Ninjas"
Strip #895 - "Request Week #6: Musical instruments?"
Strip #896 - "Request Week #7: A time machine is built"
Strip #897 - "Guest strip by Mat Sherer"
Strip #898 - "Guest strip by Pea"
Strip #899 - "Guest strip by Darc Sowers"
Strip #900 - "900"
Strip #901 - "Guest strip by Dark Chan"
Strip #902 - "Guest strip by Cookie"
Strip #903 - "Guest strip by Raiettei"
Strip #904 - "Trapped in a nightmare"
Strip #905 - "Back in my day"
Strip #906 - "Bad teacher"
Strip #907 - "To the counselor's office!"
Strip #908 - "Rusty"
Strip #909 - "Unprofessional"
Strip #910 - "Unstable"
Strip #911 - "Challenge Accepted!"
Strip #912 - "Spun"
Strip #913 - "A declaration of love"
Strip #914 - "Dare or Death"
Strip #915 - "I have regrets"
Strip #916 - "A poor choice of words"
Strip #917 - "This dumb game"
Strip #918 - "Next week"
Strip #919 - "Max is gonna have a party!"
Strip #920 - "The best parties"
Strip #921 - "Wit and personality"
Strip #922 - "Bribe people"
Strip #923 - "Too much fun"
Strip #924 - "The battle of the birthdays"
Strip #925 - "Slumber party!"
Strip #926 - "Mandatory"
Strip #927 - "A Glorious Plan"
Strip #928 - "Acceptable casualties"
Strip #929 - "Code violations"
Strip #930 - "yay."
Strip #931 - "Pingoland"
Strip #932 - "The grand tour"
Strip #933 - "Tofu"
Strip #934 - "Daffodil"
Strip #935 - "Frilly girly things"
Strip #936 - "Autumn's bedroom"
Strip #937 - "A better grand tour"
Strip #938 - "Program of Fun"
Strip #939 - "Liberated"
Strip #940 - "Princess stuff"
Strip #941 - "Playing with dolls"
Strip #942 - "All dolled up"
Strip #943 - "All dolled up too"
Strip #944 - "Tasty tofu"
Strip #945 - "Pingoball"
Strip #946 - "Boy talk"
Strip #947 - "Gift card"
Strip #948 - "Consult a professional"
Strip #949 - "Dessert choice"
Strip #950 - "Bedding"
Strip #951 - "Pillows"
Strip #952 - "Pillow Fight!"
Strip #953 - "Six to one"

Note: It may take a few days for me to remember to put recent comics on this page. I'm a tad absent-minded...

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